Smileystan (Black and White)

Maybe you are thinking, that i´m creative and draw smileys from my mind...
But! The truth is: I have under my couch a secret trap door to a funny country.
I call it Smileystan! I don´t know the true name of this area,
Because Smileys don´t use words, but they are able to have complete conversations with facial expressions.
They can communicate about the theories of Immanuel Kant and René Descartes,
And I don´t understand the difference between hungry and sad.
So don´t judge me, that i wasn´t able to decode the real name of this Nation of Emotion.
(They also read my expressions and thought the first time,
that I offend them all the time. Sorry, that´s my basic expression...)

I´m not so often there, because they hear the whole day country music,
And i´m nearly never in the square dance mood.
(Don´t try to change the music, they biting like sharks!)
Another reason is that smileys want to get paid for modeling...
With emotions! They absorb the them from my brain.
As I said, not the best expression decoder, but I think they need them to create new Smileys.

It´s a little bit strange when they take my emotions,
But no problem! They take all feelings, so I´m some days completely indifferent.
Has definitely advantages! This country music is much easier to tolerate.
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Yeehaw!